The Chocolate Wizard Selection

When I was thirteen I wish I knew what I wanted to do with the rest of my life. At that stage, other than girls and football there wasn’t anything I thought about doing vocation-wise. Thankfully David Craggs does. Having taken part in the Enterprise UK competition to encourage young people to get excited by business and doing rather well, David has now got the buzz for chocolate and business. In just a short period of time David has gone from spending the £10 he was given in to a business where he’s producing some lovely bon bons. Hopefully as a chocolate community we can all support him in making a success of his passion.

I think it’s fair to be critical of big companies worth millions because they have an established reputation and they’re used to the cut and thrust of business and consumer opinion. Being overly critical to a young lad with his heart set on being a chocolatier is another thing. Thankfully, he and his parents have nothing to fear – I absolutely loved his creations.

I’m very much partial to fruit ganaches with the delightful fructose acidity being present in a number of his ganaches. But what I noticed first was the alcoholic nature of the some of the others – with the one cup ganache being one of the most pleasant. I think David used Kirsch here which gave be a beautiful pick-me-up which was then reinforced with glace cherry at the bottom.

There was also a very surprising milk chocolate with chilli that I didn’t expect and just had the right strength to give a warm feeling to the back my throat. Amongst these more flavoursome ganaches were more mellow ones.

David’s parents knew of me from my wife taking my left-over chocolates into work. I don’t think she’ll be taking in any of these!

When I was thirteen my teachers wrote me off for being pretty inarticulate and without much talent to speak of. It looks like David has talent in abundance and I hope he’s getting the support at school he deserves – I can tell that his parents are very much behind him.

Quick Rating:
  • 75% – very much more flavoursome and interesting than many chocolatiers twice, or three times his age.


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  • Rolf Harris

    his bonbons are fucking wank

  • Jimmy Savile

    his chocolate tastes like horse shit as well

  • Jimmy Savile

    I have a buzz in my pants lol

  • Blue Peter

    Wouldn’t have this retard on any day of the week

  • Gary Glitter

    Your mum

  • Stephen Hawking

    rather eat my own shit than eat this drivel this cunt serves up

  • Louie Spence


  • Anthony Dawson

    I put my dick in chocolate

  • Horrid Henry

    His truffles gave me ebola

  • Gandi

    My flip flops taste better than this shit

  • Katie Price

    His fruit ganaches are the worst thing I’ve put in my mouth since Dwight Yorke

  • Harvey Price

    My freddos are nicer than this

  • Richard Keys

    ” other than girls and football there wasn’t anything I thought about doing vocation-wise. Thankfully David Craggs is a homosexual. “

  • Harvey Price

    I prefer to lick windows than these

  • Anthony Dawson

    Theres nothing better than a handful of bollock on a cold day

  • Lisa Anna

    I ate 3 and vomited, and I do bukkake for a living.

  • Andy Gray


  • Tyrone


  • Harry Potter

    Haven’t seen this much shit since I’ve gave my owl some of my rogan josh

  • L0ng d1ck 94

    Anyone up for fun?

  • Christy Mack

    Thankfully i never have to eat these again because of my broken jaw

  • Mr Glitter


  • David Craggs

    I like cock

  • Zolar the great


  • Stevie Wonder

    Like Barry I also disliked the chocolates. I turned blind after I ate one of the truffles

  • Wanksock McGee

    Get dat pussy pumpin

  • Stephen Hawking

    I turned retarded

  • Paul Chuckle

    David Craggs is a wanker

  • Groppy McWankSock

    I put da chocolate in me bum

  • Will Smith

    I disliked these chocolates so much I punched a child in the face

  • Oscar Pistorius

    I shot my girlfriend after i ate these