Avoid

Chocolate Valentine’s Day Roses

These chocolate roses from Firebox are perhaps one of the most naffist novelty Valentine's gifts I've ever had the missfortune to review.

Chocolate Cigarettes

There is just no good reason why you would ever want to buy these chocolate cigarettes. They were just horribly sweet and didn't taste anything like chocolate.

The World’s Hottest Chocolate Bar

www.chocolatereviews.co.ukI like to try strange chocolate, but nothing will ever make me want to try this bar of chilli chocolate ever again. The heat is ok, but not how it made me feel afterwards! But if you want to buy your loved one something to knock their socks off then you really must give this bar a go!

Prestat Choxi 70% Dark Chocolate Bar With Oriental Mint

Quite possibly the worst chocolate experience of the year. Far from enjoyable, it just tasted fake and didn't offer me anything to be positive about.

Schmerlings’ Rosemarie Cappuccino Swiss Milk Chocolate

This Schmerlings' Rosemarie Cappuccino Swiss Milk Chocolate has to be one of the worst bars of chocolate I've tried - but not quite as bad as Hershey chocolate. Only if you're very curious should you try this one.

Nestle Gold Le Bonbon Mousse

Just save your money, just don't buy them, they're dreadful.

Canderel Dark Chocolate

The Canderel Dark Chocolate is plain revolting. Stay well clear.

Bite The Bullet Chocolate Russian Roulette Gift Set

Save your money, just don't buy them.

Marks And Spencer Swiss Chocolate Collection

This Marks And Spencer Swiss Chocolate Collection was quite possibly the worst chocolate selection box ever!

"Cocoa" Selection Box

Truly dreadful. You should really avoid these.

McDonalds Chocolate "Beligian Bliss" Brownie

Er there's nothing blissful about this McDonalds Chocolate Beligian Bliss Brownie. Give it a miss.

Zotter Gelber Reis Mit Korinthen Dark Chocolate Bar

Another of my quick reviews of the slightly past their best before date Zotter bars and I’m on to this one, which in English reads as “yellow rice with currants”. Now I’m always told that you shouldn’t eat rice that’s been hanging around a bit as it attracts bacteria, but...

Sainsbury’s Chocolate Brownie

This Sainsbury's Chocolate Brownie was one of the worst I've ever tasted. Dry, tasteless it had everything it shouldn't - nasty.